Day 10 - Losing it.

Today I went for a walk. When I returned, Jamie Durie was putting the finishing touches on a feature wall on the outside of the Arse hut. Mother Fuckers! He smiled and said, "Surprise!", then back flipped away. They’ve completely renovated the Arse hut! But nothing nice, it’s all cement and pebbles on the outside. And inside I can’t find shit! They’ve moved all my stuff and replaced all the draws with hooks. I have a sky light that is completely redundant, curtains that look like bed sheets and bed sheets that look like curtains. I was furious! Pacing back and forth along the beach, kicking the sand at every turn. A crab in a tuxedo stopped by to see what the commotion was. After our forty five minute discussion he scuttled away and I decided to lay off the moonshine for a few days.